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Dec.
16, 2010
Dear
Friends & Fans -- I
woke up with fuzzy-mouth
this morning ... but
it wasn't the flu,
and it wasn't a late night
party. It was a shoe. I'll
tell you all about it ... but first
a word from our sponsor....
So
... the shoe.
It
was a tiny
one, about
the size
of a prune.
Green. Felt.
Remember
last week's
e-newsletter,
about our
Elf Invasion?
Well, we
thought they
were gone.
They're not.
The
ones who left?
They
just went
to get
more
elves. And when I came down this
morning,
they'd set up
shop in the kitchen.
All except the
one who'd been
sleeping on my
head.
Sounds
great, right? A kitchen
of elves.
Sure,
if they were the
normal Santa-type
elves. But
these are management
elves. They're
bossy, and they have
clipboards.
I'm
not complaining.
They've got our Christmas
spirit shining -- they've got me personally
wrapping each and
every one of our
"Alter Ego" Limited
edition sets,
with a one-of-a-kind
personal gift card,
the way
I do with my own
family’s
gifts. I
see their point - it
does makes
it a lot more
fun.
But
the singing
is
a bit much. Nice
voices if you like ‘Alvin & the
Chipmunks’ --
which I do but
not incessantly. Thank
goodness for our
new instant
Christmas Downloads!
The elves
downloaded
a double set of my Christmas Collections "Flute & Harp for
Christmas"
and "The Gift." That
sure mellowed them
out quick!
So
my only worry now
is if they leave
before Monday --
see, everything
has to ship
by Monday
for the best
chance of Christmas
arrival ... which
is why
they insisted
we send every out-of-state
package Priority
Mail, not just for those
over-$75 orders that
get FREE
priority
shipping.
Oh
wait, I gotta go.
The cutest elf just
grabbed my arm
and pulled me
to the
computer. “Check
this out,” she
said “You
got any
friends
in Kansas?
Because
we’ve
got the
deal of
a lifetime on
a show-CD
package
in Kansas!
And how
about
Tacoma?
Seattle? Arlington,
MA??"
Sounds
like she's practicing
to be a carnival
barker after
the holiday. A very
small carnival. So
....here's
a picture of me in
my Christmas Sweatpants,
wrapping the Limited
Edition "Alter Egos"
just like the elves
suggested. See you
soon! - DHC
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